STOP BUYING THE BLOODY THINGS!!
Well, we tracked Malc down to the slightly stinky bedroom of a nice 'young' lady, and the missing shirts have received a course of trauma counselling and are finally on the shelf for your delight.
And so we present to you the exquisite detailing of a black Fruit of the Loom 'Super Premium Heavyweight' shirt with the immortal 'Everyone chooses their own destiny - mine's a bike' image. Lavishly hand screen-printed in eight colours by our dedicated team of beauty-tested teenage South American cigar-rolling ladies. In Cornwall. TRUE STORY