MUGS!

NEW 2021 DESIGN! 'Ogri: Original and Best 2021' celebrates the new quick 'n dirty book of all the originals Paul found in his spare room. This design will only be dated during 2021, so if you want one of these get it quick before they're gone!

We've also just restocked the perennial 'Stuff Everything', 'Destiny' and Tea Break classics - but please note that the boxes for the current batch of 'Tea Break' mugs say 'Wanted' on the top cos we cocked up. It was a cock-up, alright? Obviously it was all Malcolm's fault…

All china mugs come complete with a custom-printed box, perfect for giving.

Half-pint (10floz/300ml) enamel mugs are solid quality gear from Eastern Europe. None of your rubbish. Just the size for a brew on the hoof, a or half a can of ale if you're dainty, like. Enamel will come in lashings of posh coloured tissue, but without a box.

PLEASE NOTE: Enamel mugs are handwash only, and extensive use of Paul's own personal china one has revealed that the design on these mugs is fragile too. The china ones are claimed to be dishwasher safe - and they do put up a good fight - but gentle detergents will see them last longer. As will doing a bit of actual washing up from time to time. Ho ho ho.